Company: Bleeping Beauty – “Handmade. All Natural. No BS.”
Basic As #!?& Body Butter (Pumpkin Spice) *Limited Quantity!
Merry As #!?& Body Butter (Holiday Spice) *Coming Soon! Available November 23!
Alright girls, go grab yourself a PSL with almond milk, post a pic on Insta of your feet walking through colorful leaves and slather on some Basic As #!?& Body Butter! It’s perfectly pumpkin spiced because deep down, we’re all a little basic.
This super thick body butter gets its magical hydrating powers from shea butter and jojoba oil. Essential oils from cinnamon bark, nutmeg and cloves blend together to make its beautifully basic fragrance.
This bad boy melts right into the skin and leaves a gorgeous sheen on the the skin without feeling like an oil-slick. It makes your skin noticeably softer and deliciously smelling of pumpkin spice. Don’t be surprised if the scent attracts a bunch of basic b$tches around you. ‘Tis the season.
Ok, let’s talk about the soon-to-be-released- holiday-spice-scented, Merry As #!?& Body Butter!
If the holiday season was somehow trapped in a jar and transformed into a moisturizer, it would smell like this sweet, refreshing, cinnamon-y blend of Christmas trees, warm apple cider, and sugar cookies!
Yes, it smells freakin’ amazing but it also really hydrates the skin, thanks to its rockstar ingredients; Shea butter and jojoba oil. My skin was softer after just one use and I loved smelling like the living embodiment of Santa’s excitement on Christmas Eve. I just couldn’t help but get into the holiday spirit with this stuff! I was, indeed, Merry as #!?&.
The Merry As #!?& Body Butter will be available on November 23rd on Bleepingbeauty.com! Write a reminder on your phone and don’t come crying to me if you miss out!
The Bottom Line
Bleeping Beauty makes delicious and fun body butters that will get even the biggest Scrooges singing Deck the Halls!
The Basic As #!?& Body Butter is almost sold out, so if your basic girl senses are tingling, you better order now! (Seriously, this stuff is amazing and I’ve never smelled anything like it before!)
The Merry as #!?& Body Butter is a scene stealer… a show stopper… a whatever showbiz cliché you can think of! It’s just awesome and I highly recommend it!
These body butters will make the perfect gift for anyone on your list that likes natural skin care that is vegan, cruelty-free, and has some F!?&ing personality!
Head on over to Bleeping Beauty’s website to check out their products!