Here’s a few vegan things that I used the hell out of in July…
Smart Ash Teeth Whitener and Detoxifier is an awesome cruelty free and organic alternative to those slimy nasty whitestrips. Its simple ingredients include; charcoal from coconut shells, calcium bentonite clay, along with orange peel and mint extract. It claims to whiten and strengthen your teeth, is nontoxic, and is completely safe to use everyday.
Now, I’m not going to post my crazy looking teeth up here, but after 2-3 uses of this stuff, I had noticeably whiter and cleaner feeling teeth. You only need to use a tiny bit, like pictured above.
When you use this, you can’t have a gigantic smile on your face like those freaks on the toothpaste commercials. You need to keep your mouth as closed as possible as you brush for a full 2 minutes. Otherwise, you will have black spit all over yourself and your bathroom. Also, lean down and spit directly into the drain to avoid a huge mess in your sink.
This stuff is pretty awesome, and I will absolutely buy a full sized jar. 1 jar is $30, but they say it will last 6 months. Sounds go to me! Get it from the link below.
Go be a Smart Ash!
Next up is Bai5 Molokai Coconut drink. Oh coconut gods, you’ve done it again! This tastes like a piña colada, and is virtually calorie free because it’s sweetened with stevia. If I wanted to start some trouble, a few shots of rum and some mint could be pretty entertaining. This bottle of fun cost $2.50 from CVS. This stuff makes me coco-nuts! Haha, I’m so funny.
Last up is not a product, but I’m going to say it’s safe to assume that it is cruelty free. If not, feel free to kick me. This show really made me laugh. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is a Netflix comedy series staring Ellie Kemper (the redhead from The Office, Bridesmaids, and 21 Jump Street), and was created by Tina Fey.
In a few words, the show is about a woman that was part of a doomsday cult that gets rescued from an underground bunker where she was held captive for years and years. After her rescue, she gets into shananigans in NYC. This show is a mix of “stupid funny”, hilarious 90’s references, and general moments that make you laugh and say “WTF”? The second season won’t be out until March 2016, and I can’t wait!
Watch the trailer!
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
That does is for last month’s vegan treasures… Send me a message or comment and let me know some new places or products to try!